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If you ever think government is good,

just remember they've done nothing with this pile of smoking guns from Epstein files.

Secretary Galvin isn't voting in and of itself an insurrection?

George Washington cannot tell a lie.

Joe Biden cannot tell the truth.

Oh, how they are rolling in their graves.

The writers of the Constitution.

Merrick Garland warns the Justice Department will continue to enforce the law without fear or favor.

Adding, we have already set up, I mean charged over 1,200 people.

And it's mere coincidence that none were Democrat.

Well, it appears that Americans have drank two billion fewer beers last year.

You know, when I quit drinking last year, I knew it would have some sort of an impact,

but I didn't think I'd be putting people out of work.

Jeez!

Let me get this straight.

Paul Pelosi's male prostitute was saying, where's Nancy?

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