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The Howie Carr Radio Network

Chopped Chumps - 01.02.24

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Howie Carr

News, Daily News, Politics, News Commentary

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

Unlike Claudine Gay this summary was not plagiarized. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

Transcript

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Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.

0:03.0

Go to Howie Cars Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from

0:08.0

restaurants to breweries to spas.

0:10.0

The deals are endless and they are cheap.

0:13.0

The deals are endless.

0:15.0

And they are cheap. Claudine Gay's resignation letter started with four score and seven years ago.

0:31.6

After reading Claudine Gay's resignation letter,

0:35.0

it turned that it was plagiarized.

0:38.0

The reason that took President Gay so long to resign

0:42.0

was to find just the right speech to borrow.

0:45.8

Yeah, that's it, borrow.

0:47.7

A passage from Claudine Gay's resignation letter.

0:50.3

Victory has a thousand fathers.

0:52.5

The feat is an orphan.

0:54.5

Don't worry, Claudine.

0:56.0

We got a bio waste engineer job for you.

0:59.0

The mop closet's right out at the end of the hall.

1:01.5

If I can just get near, I can get myself there.

1:09.0

I'll go from Newark to New York.

1:17.3

I heard Claudine Gay started off her resignation speech

1:20.2

with free at last, free at last. That was your last jump line message.

1:26.0

Thank you for calling Howie Car.

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