Chopped Chump - 9.21.23

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🗓️ 21 September 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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We won't repeat the same chump line, unlike Sleepy Joe. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

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0:13.2	Come on, man, I want to call the chump line to sing that, um, um, I want to call the
0:30.9	chump line.
0:31.9	No joke.
0:32.9	Don't blame me for almost knocking over the bazillion flags when I met President
0:41.2	LuLu11.
0:42.2	Blame it on Rio!
0:43.2	Hey, Uncle Joe, not only are you biceps slavvy, but so are you breeze.
0:48.2	How many Mr. Speaker?
0:49.2	How many illegal aliens gotta be killed by a new legal alien?
0:56.2	Before we make you happy.
0:58.2	Does Mara Ealy think her plastic bottle band will offset the carbon footprint of feeding,
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1:06.2	Millions of illegal aliens are pouring across our border.
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1:14.2	The Screase former Trump aide, Cassie Hutchinson, says Rudy Giuliani, grew up here on January
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1:25.2	That was your last chump line message.
1:27.2	Thank you for calling How We Car!
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