Chopped Chump - 5.8.25

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🗓️ 8 May 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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A new Pope, an American Pope, was selected and you guys came to the Chump Line with a lot of jokes. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.6	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. The reason that ICE is having trouble finding illegal immigrants in Illinois is because they're hiding behind J.B. Pitsker.
0:34.4	Kamala Harris got 7 million less of votes than Joe Biden because 7 million Democrats are racist and sexist.
0:43.8	But since Joe Biden got 12 million more than Obama, I guess there's a bunch of them that are just racist, not sexist.
0:50.6	I have it on a solidly unreliable source that J.B. Pritzker has been tapped by the Pope to be his official taster.
0:59.4	Joe Biden said Kamala Harris asked for his opinion on, um, you know, the thing.
1:06.0	Hey, howie. Joe Biden's new author is going to be Otto 10.
1:10.5	Hey, paper boy, that state police sergeant better polish off that ball. Chobide's new author is going to be Auto 10.
1:16.5	A paper boy, that state police sergeant better polish off that bottle of smart water.
1:18.8	It doesn't seem like it's working very well.
1:20.2	Duh, Pope.
1:23.6	That was your last chump line message.
1:25.4	Thank you for calling Howie Carr.
1:26.5	You chump.
1:32.2	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashua, New Hampshire, is growing.
1:36.8	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car.
1:40.0	Available wherever you get your Howie Car show podcasts.

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