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🗓️ 19 May 2025

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0:00.0	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets.
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0:08.6	Go to ReadyWise.com and use code howie, we get airplanes crashing and boat tracks in. all, Karen Reed is being charged with five deaths in the Boston Massacre.
0:38.2	Howie, we got airplanes crashing and boats hitting bridges to quote Mr. Garcia.
0:45.2	What the hell going on?
0:46.7	Hey, Howie, who is Bro Springsteen looking more and more like each day?
0:51.4	Katie Lang or Megan Rapina.
0:53.7	Hey, Howie.
0:54.5	You know, some people call themselves Democrats.
0:56.8	You know, you can tell a true Democrat,
0:58.5	Joe Biden's dementia doesn't bother them at all.
1:01.3	There's more Joe Biden's bad jokes today on the chumpline cutting room floor than
1:08.0	Roofie at a-ditty food go.
1:11.5	Joe Biden said he got prostate cancer when he served in Afghanistan.
1:16.6	The World Health Organization can open a low-sugar cool-age stand if they want more money.
1:22.5	That was your last chump line message.
1:25.3	Thank you for calling Howie Carr.
1:27.0	You chump. Global unrest is you for calling Howie Carr. You chump.
1:28.5	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets. It's incumbent upon you
1:34.0	to be prepared. Get ready with ReadyWise. Go to ReadyWise.com and use code Howey 10 to get 10%
1:40.7	off your next purchase.
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