Chopped Chump - 3.5.24

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🗓️ 6 March 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Facebook may have been down, but these Chumps are, well the democrats could tell you! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to Howie Cars Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from
0:08.0	restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.0	The deals are endless and they are cheap.
0:13.0	The deals are endless. Yeah, Holly, I really enjoyed that segment on Erections. Keep it up. I'm surprised Kirsten Cinema is dropping out of her race. I thought she was into three ways.
0:37.0	When eating ice cream, Joe won't have to worry about brain freeze if he only had a brain.
0:43.2	Oh my god, Facebook is down at the end of the world.
0:46.4	How am I going to show people what I had for lunch?
0:49.6	Oh, the thing.
0:51.6	Joe Biden here.
0:53.0	What's all this talk about Soupey Tuesday?
0:55.0	I don't want soup.
0:56.0	I want tacos on Tuesday.
0:58.0	And how do I say tapioca pudding in Mexican?
1:01.0	Huh?
1:02.0	After all these years, the only real P tape happens to be bad.
1:06.0	Now Keith Oberman.
1:07.0	Jake Tapper claimed his speaking malfunction on exhaustion. thusly acknowledging to the world that when he's tired he thinks
1:17.4	about erections.
1:18.4	Joe Biden's going to try to get through the State of the Union address.
1:23.0	Hide your cocaine, Hunter.
1:25.0	Hide your cocaine.
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