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The deals are endless. I told my teacher I'm sorry man, Trump ate my homework.

Nicky Haley ought to do the Mary Ann Williamson and suspend her campaign today too.

Pretty obvious Joe Biden has the timber to be president.

When he walks he looks like he has a big stick up of Geister.

The first meeting I attended as President of the United States would be England.

I stood up and sat down and said, America's back.

King Richard the Lion-hearted, looked at me and said,

For how long?

Not a joke.

Then Colonel Glink of Germany,

As P. How I feel, a Robin Hood, and a band of merry men had killed

two sheriffs of Nottingham.

That reminds me of when I asked my dad about why the men were married and he said it's simple.

They love each other.

You know, it's a little odd when someone like Vladimir Putin makes more sense and is more honest with the American people than a bunch of politicians who claim to be doing the work of the American people and only have their best interests at heart with a 32 trillion dollar national debt

and an open border. Just saying.

So those of you who believe in global warming, I've got a couple of EV popsicles I'd like to sell you.

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