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That just doesn't fit the M.O.

It's more likely he's selling pardons.

Contrary to claims by Esquire magazine,

George Herbert Walker Bush did not pardon his son Jeb for having low energy.

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When asked about Hunter's pardon, Barack America said,

never underestimate Joe's ability to F things up. President Trump is going to change DEI to

deport every illegal. Hey, Mr. O, with that snarly look on your face, I can't tell whether

you're constipated or if you're just upset that Donald Trump won the election.

A tsunami got canceled in California.

It must have visited Jeffrey Epstein's Island first.

With each new pardon, Biden will burn down the Democrat Party just a little bit more.

Proving yet again that every dark cloud has a silver

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