Chopped Chump - 12.01.25

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🗓️ 1 December 2025

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.6	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. Oh no, Donald Trump is now releasing over 4,600 pages of the previously sealed investigation into the disappearance of Amelia Earhart.
0:35.6	Say, you don't suppose she crashed on Epstein Island, do you?
0:39.5	Hey H, it looks like Spartacus is sporting a new beard.
0:44.8	Hey, Howie, quick question. Did Bill Belichick have to sit at the kid's table with his girlfriend for Thanksgiving?
0:50.3	Howie, the Seditious Six. I just heard what their favorite play is on Broadway.
0:55.7	It's Didler Dylan Roof, or is it Didler on the Roof?
1:00.1	Anyway, their favorite song is Sedition.
1:02.9	Sedition!
1:04.7	Sedition!
1:07.4	Seidion!
1:08.6	Chuck Schumer started out as a blue-collar dem, but soon found out he had to go far left to be in.
1:15.3	But now he's cast aside.
1:17.4	He's a failed man.
1:18.9	He's as obsolete as a TV repair man.
1:22.5	Hey, Howie, I was just wondering if Jen Shockey married Pat Toomey, would she then be known as Jen Shacketumi?
1:31.1	Just wondering.
1:33.1	Well, if he groped her down under, why aren't the Australian police on this?
1:39.2	That was your last chump line message.
1:41.9	Thank you for calling Howie Carr.
1:43.7	You chump.
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