Chopped Chump - 11.11.24

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🗓️ 12 November 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Happy Veterans Day to all the Vets listening to this episode of Chopped Chumps! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.1	The deals are endless, and they are cheap. From now on, every time I see Return of the Jedi and I'm watching the rebels celebrate their victory,
0:29.6	I'm just going to picture the deplorable's victory in 2024.
0:32.6	And I think every time the Democrat Party watches the Shining, they're going to see Donald Trump's face in the door instead of Jack Nicholson's.
0:39.3	I went to the bookstore the other day and asked the lady at the counter if they stock the Trump book that explains his deportation plan.
0:48.7	She says back to me, get the F out of here and don't ever come back.
0:53.2	And I said, yeah, that's the one.
0:54.6	Do you have it in paperback?
0:56.1	Ah, so, Howie, I heard you with tomorrow I go.
0:58.7	Wandered over to Trump's table and looked at you and he said,
1:02.2	Howie, I don't need you anymore.
1:05.5	Your science.
1:07.1	Separated at first, Rick Scott and Ron Howard.
1:11.3	Unprecedented. Seems to be the word of the day.
1:14.8	The reason there were over 10 million fewer Democrat votes in 2024 versus 2020 is that in 2020,
1:22.8	the citizenship status of dead voters was ignored.
1:27.1	If Brandon retires or expires, then Kamala gets the greatest participation trophy ever.
1:36.2	That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Car. You chump.
1:42.0	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
1:45.1	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
1:52.3	The deals are endless, and they are cheap.
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