Chopped Chump - 11.06.24

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🗓️ 7 November 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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A lot of Chumps took the time to say goodbye to Kamala and tell her "your fired". Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to Howie Car Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.1	The deals are endless, and they are cheap. Hey, Ali, since Camela Harris lost last night, Walsh is out looking for another horse.
0:31.4	Can I get me a men's room tampon here?
0:36.3	Yep, taking two showers today, and I'm still one happy piece of garbage.
0:40.7	Today when I got up, the sun was a bit brighter, the air was fresher, but I still had to wear
0:46.7	galoshes to wait to my neighbor's tears. No one should feel too bad that Kamala Harris lost
0:53.2	the presidential election.
0:55.1	She always has her old job at McDonald's to fall back on.
0:59.1	For the first time in my adult life, I think Gilly Beams is hot.
1:04.9	Yeah, baby, Maga Red.
1:06.9	You go, girl.
1:08.2	Tim Walz has been working the phones looking for work. You got a return call saying, Tim, we got you lined up for the czar of putting tampons in the boys' room.
1:18.6	Come on, man.
1:20.6	What's all these people doing in the R-O-O-O-Ops?
1:23.6	They got tape measures and they got current samples.
1:26.6	Don't they know I'm supposed to meet the purchases of Monday this week?
1:30.6	What a joke.
1:32.3	That was your last chump line message.
1:35.0	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:36.7	You chump.
1:38.0	Chop Chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
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