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The deals are endless. Homeland Secretary Myorchess Reminds us, don't believe everything you hear about the hurricane.

Right now there's more disinformation that a Carol,

Candler Harris campaign commercial.

Does President Joe Biden not know he's president?

Does the vice president not know what to do?

Why is Joe Biden telling the former president to do his job?

Stay tuned for another episode of As the World Burns.

Doug Emoff equals Benny Hill with a violent street.

So any time they come in and out of the White House,

instead of Hail to the Chief,

we'll get that Benny Hill scene song music.

As White House Press Secretary,

Kareem Jean-Pierre propagates Mr. Information.

Hey how I went to a moving sale at Dick Cheney's house and guess what he got there?

One of those Dick Cheney hurricane machines that they always talked about after Hurricane Katrina.

I didn't know if it was a good price or not so I didn't get it.

You know I cannot believe it took me until last night to realize that Willie Brown ran the

weather channel.

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