Chopped Chump - 10.03.24

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🗓️ 3 October 2024

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to Howie Cars Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from
0:08.0	restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.0	The deals are endless and they are cheap.
0:13.0	The deals are endless. Howie, dementia Joe says he spends hours talking to foreign leaders. Funny thing though, when he goes into the White House phone
0:34.5	booth he always seems to run out of dimes and quarters.
0:37.1	Come on man, that knucklehead for Minnetarka had one job, make the debate and indictment on Donald Trump, and he screwed it up.
0:46.0	So I had to call Jack Smith. No joke.
0:50.0	Even school shooters are distancing themselves from whops.
0:54.6	I'm voting for Kamala Harris, because it's nice to know if my home ever gets destroyed
1:00.2	at a hurricane, I'll be getting 750 dollars.
1:05.0	Mahala says I have to apply for the $750 online.
1:10.0	But how can I apply if I don't have any electricity or Wi-Fi?
1:15.0	Don Rickles has been reincarnated as Tim Wall.
1:19.0	Howie, it should come as no surprise.
1:22.0	Masculinity is now an evolving paradigm.
1:26.0	That was your last jump line message.
1:29.3	Thank you for calling Howie Carr, you chump.
1:32.4	Chop chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
1:35.0	Go to howiecar Show.com and click on store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
1:42.0	The deals are endless, and they are cheap.

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