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available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. Did you hear what the illegal immigrants were saying as they were being deported?

They were yelling, this isn't what we voted for.

I looked up the word asshole, and they had the picture in there of the senator.

Massachusetts is moving the child molesters from one flop house to another. Who do they think these guys are? Catholic priest?

I just saw a picture of Caroline Kennedy online. Can somebody please get her some wrinkle cream?

One thing is for sure, nobody on this planet would mistake Joy Beha as being good-looking.

Tulsi Gabbard's road to Damascus moment came at some TSA checkpoint.

Would you accept money from drug companies?

Oh, as you forget, Holly, I've also had a lot of antique women.

So former Senator Menendez says he did more good than bad?

That'd be 51-49 at best.

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