Chopped and screwed SGL, whither Phil, and an 81-shot spread

The Shotgun Start

Fried Egg Golf

Golf, Sports

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

This Monday episode begins with Brendan down in the swamp pledging to go to The Woods Jupiter and Andy struggling to diversify his wardrobe in San Francisco. Then they quickly jump into the news of the day, that DJ was done dabbling with the Saudis, and Bryson was … issuing more mealymouthed statements. Were Phil Mickelson’s insane comments the precipitating event causing the DJ defection? And where does Phil go play now, if anywhere? At the Genesis, they praise Joaquin Niemann’s efforts, even though the weekend got a little flat at times. They marvel at the Chez stat line, as well as CBS continued run, Viktor’s alternate lines, and Rory piling on Phil before the week was out. They close with some ABSOLUTE delightful findings from their quick Champions Tour wrap.

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0:00.0	Now the shotgun's starting golf is full of mathematics, there's a lot of a lot of setup work that we have to do in order to make a tournament work, so I'm gonna demonstrate to you just exactly how we do a shotgun start here.
0:13.6	And here we go.
0:17.0	All right, all right, all right, get to men, start your engine!
0:29.0	Greetings and welcome to a Monday edition of the shotgun start. It is February 21st. Andy, how are we doing?
0:44.6	Brendan, I'm doing well. I think I'm doing better than Greg Norman and Phil Mickelson this morning, tonight.
0:55.0	You know what I'm recording tonight? It's a pound drum, too, you know.
0:59.4	The day, two, two, 20, 22? Yeah.
1:04.4	You would find that fascinating. Big President's Day plans for you. You got anything on the books? You celebrate President's Day?
1:13.0	I feel like I've never gotten President's Day off in my life.
1:17.0	I don't really understand. I should do Super Bowl Monday and then forget about the President's Day situation.
1:24.0	All right, let's get to it. Eventually, all the old President's are gonna get canceled.
1:30.0	Yeah, sure, sure.
1:36.0	Why are we talking about this?
1:42.0	You know, all right, I've done this guy. So my elf got canceled this week and partially canceled.
1:48.0	Who? Philip? Flip?
1:50.0	This side of the guy is a Super Golf League.
1:52.0	Yeah, partially. I don't know that it's canceled. Let's get to it, I guess.
1:56.0	Partially canceled. One other thing I wanted to bring up was a big zuck.
2:01.0	I wanted to call his employees Meta Metamates.
2:10.0	That's one thing I wanted to bring up at the top.
2:13.0	That's dehumanizing, literally, and stupid, really dumb. Big zuck might be the dumbest, like a billionaire I've gone.
2:22.0	He just fell backwards. He was right place, right time. I'm sure. But anyway, Metamates, what have you started calling your employees?
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