Hello Joe, welcome to the men's room.

Lickering horse!

L'Hore!

Joe, are you sober or not sober?

I am sober, just got off of work.

All right, Joe, welcome to Big dummy.

Okay, our men's room poll, you're going to pick one.

Will you be swept out to sea?

Stuck in space, hike the Grand Canyon, or masturbate in front of a convenience store.

Swept out to sea because it's already happened to me. You're kidding me. How did you get swept out to see? What's the story?

When I was 12 years old, went to California with my neighbors, and I was boogie boarding and I got caught in a riptide and I wasn't educated on what to do because you're supposed to swim laterally or just let it you know ride it out which I did and it felt like I was in a river

so it finally spit me out but it was kind of curving. So if you're looking at the beach, it took me about a quarter mile to the right.

And it finally, you know, let me go. And luckily I had my busy board or I would have drowned so I get back to the beach

You know I'm walking back and my neighbors are like what the hell happened to you? I'm like I think think I got caught in the river. They're like, oh my God, you got caught in the riptide, and we forgot to tell you what to do about it.

Thanks. So I was out there for at least 45 minutes, treading water with a boogie board.

And were you thinking you were gonna die?

The ocean.

So do you want to do it again?

I like that.

Yeah, I was scared, but I mean you're 12 years old and you don't know what the hell's happened to you. I'm glad you survived, man. I cannot believe you want to do it again.

All right, Joe. Well. Here's your question on the show

family guy what are the names of quagmire's two daughters? Oh I do not. I don't watch that.

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