Choose Your Own Mom-venture

The Longest Shortest Time

Hillary Frank | Realm

Kids & Family, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Parenting

4.7 • 4.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2018

⏱️ 34 minutes

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This week, Andrea’s opening up. A lot. She’ll be sharing the plan she’s always had for becoming a mom, and why she’s just realizing now… there might be another adventure in store for her. … Join LST+ for community and access to You Know What, another show in the Longest Shortest universe! Follow us on Instagram Website: longestshortesttime.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey guys, we have the coolest thing in our longest shortest time merch shop.
0:14.5	Just in time for Valentine's Day, mom tattoos, Jesse hopeless, you know, the amazing tattoo
0:20.2	artist we featured in our episode, kicking ass while pregnant, she created the designs.
0:25.1	They're beautiful and so badass.
0:27.9	One of them is a heart that spells up M-O-M in Morse code.
0:33.0	I love it so much.
0:34.0	I'm actually going to give up on soap this month just to make these temporary tattoos
0:37.8	a little less temporary.
0:39.6	Order now for a mom in your life.
0:41.5	Get a long shortest time.com and hit the shop button.
0:50.4	Remember those choose your own adventure books.
0:53.0	They're written in the second person.
0:54.8	The idea was you were the protagonist.
0:57.3	You were the spy or the mountain climber or the time traveler.
1:01.0	You'd be reading about yourself on a big adventure and then you'd be presented with a choice.
1:06.1	Turn to page 10 and you could wind up in a cool new dimension.
1:09.4	Turn to page 31 and you die.
1:13.2	Right now I feel like I'm living a choose your own adventure.
1:16.6	I've arrived at one of those crossroad pages where I've got to pick a path.
1:21.3	The path that'll determine how I become a parent.
1:26.1	As anyone knows from listening to the show, there are so many different ways to do that.
1:30.8	And all they really want to do is cheat.
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