Choose Your Own Mom-venture

The Longest Shortest Time

Hillary Frank | Realm

Health & Fitness, Sexuality, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 4.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 January 2018

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

This week, Andrea’s opening up. A lot. She’ll be sharing the plan she’s always had for becoming a mom, and why she’s just realizing now… there might be another adventure in store for her. To join the conversation, go to longestshortesttime.com! Sign up for our newsletter. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. This episode is brought to you by Astroglide, Ladder Life, Third Love, and Sun Basket. Use the links here for a special discount.

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0:00.0	Hey guys, we have the coolest thing in our longest shortest time merch shop.
0:14.5	Just in time for Valentine's Day, mom tattoos, Jesse hopeless, you know, the amazing tattoo
0:20.2	artist we featured in our episode, kicking ass while pregnant, she created the designs.
0:25.1	They're beautiful and so badass.
0:27.9	One of them is a heart that spells up M-O-M in Morse code.
0:33.0	I love it so much.
0:34.0	I'm actually going to give up on soap this month just to make these temporary tattoos
0:37.8	a little less temporary.
0:39.6	Order now for a mom in your life.
0:41.5	Get a long shortest time.com and hit the shop button.
0:50.4	Remember those choose your own adventure books.
0:53.0	They're written in the second person.
0:54.8	The idea was you were the protagonist.
0:57.3	You were the spy or the mountain climber or the time traveler.
1:01.0	You'd be reading about yourself on a big adventure and then you'd be presented with a choice.
1:06.1	Turn to page 10 and you could wind up in a cool new dimension.
1:09.4	Turn to page 31 and you die.
1:13.2	Right now I feel like I'm living a choose your own adventure.
1:16.6	I've arrived at one of those crossroad pages where I've got to pick a path.
1:21.3	The path that'll determine how I become a parent.
1:26.1	As anyone knows from listening to the show, there are so many different ways to do that.
1:30.8	And all they really want to do is cheat.
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