Choose Your Affliction
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 18 April 2025
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, Justin! Welcome to the men's room. |
| 0:01.9 | Some pepper on it. |
| 0:02.8 | Oh, now, gentlemen. |
| 0:03.9 | Ola! |
| 0:04.9 | Justin, are you sober or not sober? |
| 0:07.1 | Sober today. |
| 0:08.0 | All right, welcome to Big Dummy. |
| 0:09.3 | You're working. |
| 0:10.1 | Okay, Justin, men's room pole. |
| 0:12.0 | You have one. |
| 0:12.8 | Are you taking B.O., bad breath? |
| 0:14.4 | Constant flagellulence or bad acne? |
| 0:18.2 | Uh, flagellants. |
| 0:19.0 | Flatulence, it is. |
| 0:30.7 | That one is just so wet, girl. |
| 0:33.1 | That is an elephant fart. |
| 0:34.6 | Yeah, that's one of those ones. |
| 0:36.4 | You've got to go back and just take an extra wipe. |
| 0:39.2 | Hang on, I got to... That was my freaking two-year-old yesterday. |
| 0:41.9 | Man, oh, man, selling the idea of children to millions. |
| 0:44.9 | Yep. |
| 0:47.0 | All right. |
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