Choking Hazard

Social Studies

Joe Dombrowski & Gaspare Randazzo

Comedy, Stand-up

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2021

⏱️ 31 minutes

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This week Joe almost dies in the classroom… literally. Before he tells you the tale of his brush with death he explains why teaching about beavers can be unexpectedly humorous and also gives his three classroom dream items. Get your tickets for the School’s Out For Summer tour at www.mrdtimes3.com

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0:00.0	Hey, what's up, it's Joe. Thanks for listening to the podcasts. Before we get into it,
0:04.2	I want to remind you guys that this spring, 2023, I am back on tour. You can get your tickets
0:09.1	at MrDTimes3.com. I'm coming to New Brunswick, New Jersey, Honolulu, Spokane, Toronto,
0:15.5	Sacramento. Then I'm filming my first ever comedy special at the Blasco Theater in Los Angeles,
0:20.6	California. After that, it's Denver, St. Louis, Burlington, Vermont, Nashville, Austin,
0:26.4	Billy, Charlotte, and Madison, Wisconsin. Get your tickets at MrDTimes3.com, and we'll see you there.
0:44.6	Hello, socialites, and welcome back to the Social Studies Podcast. The Podcast Race Study
0:48.7	being social by being social. Today's episode is brought to you by getting a little bit more
0:55.3	professional because believe it or not, I'm not recording in my tiny little sweat box that I
1:02.0	made that I put on top of my bed as I record. I'm actually in a studio today, third wheel in Seattle.
1:08.6	How about that? You like it? And it looks a little bit professional too, right? Also, I just
1:14.9	wanted to talk about this. Do any of you also feel like you just took a nap in the middle of
1:22.1	oncoming traffic? These I do, all right? I don't know what it is about the end of the school year,
1:26.9	but these kids are literally sucking all the energy out of my body, like a hocus,
1:33.2	pocus, which seriously, I have nothing left at the end of the day. I just go home and want to die.
1:39.2	The hardest part about it too is that Morgan works from home still. So when I go home, he's just
1:45.2	been home all day. He's like, do you want to go for a walk? Do you want to go for a drive? Do you
1:48.5	want to go on a hike up Mount Kilimanjaro? I'm like, no, you know what I want to do? I want to
1:54.0	lay in my bed and watch the rest of entourage and then fall asleep, maybe. I might make myself a
2:00.8	little cocktail and take a bubble bath, but that's on me. Why? Because I've been chasing around a
2:06.8	room full of five-year-olds all day and I have nothing left to give to this world. So let me just
2:12.8	prune up like a raisin in my own bed and call it a day. It's been wild. I feel like the closer you
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