Chocolate Cave Party with Ellie Kemper and Scott Eckert

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Ellie Kemper and Scott Eckert join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who lived in a cave for 65 days straight, an ad for party actors needed in LA, a phantom cat shaver and a woman who is desperately trying to get rid of 130k chocolate bars!

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:03.6	It's hard to imagine losing a loved one, a wife, a husband, a child.
0:11.0	For many, it's their biggest fear.
0:13.0	Amarissa Jones, host of The Vanished.
0:15.4	A podcast that tells the stories of often overlooked and unsolved missing persons' cases,
0:20.3	in an effort to uncover the truth.
0:22.4	Listen to The Vanished on Amazon Music or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:26.2	Scottie, ready?
0:27.7	Oh, Kurti B. I am so ready to laugh and laugh and laugh.
0:31.3	We have a very special episode today.
0:33.7	We really do.
0:34.8	Here it is.
0:36.2	Spanish woman emerges after spending 500 days living alone in a cave.
0:43.1	All right.
0:43.8	It's time to wake up and smell a brand new episode of Buttenanos.
0:48.7	If I said something that looked your world on its head, would you believe me?
0:58.7	If I did throw your mind to a sill in pieces, would you believe me?
1:06.7	Driving me bananas baby, bananas, banana, banana, driving me bananas baby, banana, banana, banana, banana.
1:15.6	Guys, guys, non-binary pals.
1:17.6	Welcome to Banana Sitting Across for me is award-winning screenwriter.
1:22.8	Best screenwriter ever lived, according to ScreenWriters Magazine.
1:27.0	Thank you.
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