Hello and welcome to May by Mum as the podcast. I'm Zoe and I'm Georgia and we're here

talking all things parenthood, you know, the real conversations, tips and tricks, products

we love and brands we can't live without. Let's get into it. Now, to say that you dodged

a bullet is an understatement. George, would you like to let everyone know what happened

at the weekend? I didn't go camping. You did the right thing. You made the right call.

Yeah. Oh, do you know what? I was actually, if you was going to dob me in it and make me

look like I'd like ducked out, I was going to play the voice note that you left me on

Saturday morning being like, don't come. There's like mud everywhere. I mean, you didn't

sell it to me and Gigi who can't cope with the wind and my husband who wears carrier bags

over his shoes when he goes to the park to avoid any mud. We're just, we're just not set

up for that kind of thing. No, it's so ungluttered that we didn't get to spend the weekend together

because I was so looking forward to it. But let me just, I'll just fill you in. If it had

not been raining, it would have been the most beautiful weekend. Like the campsite

we set on a beautiful field, gorgeous view. But it was torrential rain, basically, from

start to finish, apart from a few hours on Friday and a few hours on Saturday. And because

of where we were, the position of the field, at one point we were like, I was lying on this

blow up mattress and I could just see water gushing through the bottom of the tent. It was

like a river. People I could hear our mates being like, oh, bedding soaking. One of their

little girls were covering the floor and because the floor was so wet inside, she was soaking

wet. I mean, so we basically just decamped to the pub on Saturday. You can imagine how drunk

we got watching the Lions game. And then it was like, it was like 6.30 and we were like,

God, we have to go back to the campsite and see what's happened. So, I mean, you made

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