Ladies and gentlemen, Greg Proop!

This guy throws me a heater on take him downtown.

Once again, the smartest man in the world,

Proop has to be the type with the salubious confines

of the wine bar at the Guild of Balloon at the Fabulous Edinburgh Festival,

ladies and gentlemen.

Hooray!

We're thousands of drunk people gathered to watch other drunk people perform.

If you're listening now in your car,

this is an awesome time to light up a joint,

if you're listening at work,

this is a groovy time to reach for that flask that you keep in your desk.

If you're at the gym, fuck it.

What are you doing at the gym?

Go home and drink.

Life is super short,

and you don't want to be running the whole time.

Haven't you watched enough Olympics to get the idea

that you should be home drinking while other people do this for you?

So, thank you very much.

One and all for listening and coming out to the show tonight.

We're here in Edinburgh.

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