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Hey, everybody, and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a second. I'm Jackson Bailey. I'm Zawai Volota. I'm Cass. I'm Tom. And today's topic is Chips. Walker. Oh, no. Imagine if you'd kept that till we had. We wouldn't know what you meant by Walker. Which one of the many?

Which white guy could it be?

What's your favorite chips? What, hot or crunch?

I just meant in jet, like any kind of chips, because I'm thinking wood presently.

Ooh, the one on my shoulder.

Ah, yes.

Of all the people I've ever met in my life, you're the person who absolutely has free shoulders.

You're the person who's picked the chip off their shoulder and offered it to someone else. Like, oh, you seem hungry. I'm home-made a guck. Would you like some? I salted it with tears of joy. That's a nice one. So maybe, okay, there are two types of people in the world. People with chips on their shoulders and people with guac on their shoulders. And people with guac on their shoulders are very giving, they're generous, they bring things

that other people need and they can't utilize it themselves. But they can provide. What if you

have chip and guac and you try to make the meat with your shoulders? Is that what's frustrating

about being a person like that is that you can't make your

shoulders touch well maybe i guess maybe that's the thing because if you no no no maybe that's

part of the metaphor so people who have guac shoulders sure want to give so much but people who

have chips on their shoulders they don't remove the chips yeah yeah so it's like they can never dip their chip, and only when you free your shoulder from chips

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