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Well, it's a gift.

It is a gift from heaven.

What do you think is on the front pages of all the papers today?

Megan Markle.

Megan, who hates royalty so much, but call me Duchess.

What a hypocrite.

In fact, even on the front of her new book, which I'm sure we'll sell in volumes,

it's got, you know, Megan, Duchess, and you think, oh, grow up and get over yourself.

And then she preaches about father-child relationships when she's disowned her own father

and wrecked her husband's relationship with his.

I mean, you know, you couldn't make it up, could you?

She really is a bit of a worry.

A bit of a worry, but unfortunately, poor old...

You would have thought, actually, if anybody was going to write this book, it would have been Harry.

But, you know, we're not holding out any hope for harry whatsoever she loves the title though i'm a duchess no you're not

no you are not absolutely not katherine zita jones has revealed a mini me daughter called carris

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