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100% Eat

Chipotle 21 Pilots Burrito

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2021

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

In this episode, Michael Jones and Jordan Cwierz eat and review Chipotle 21 Pilots Burrito so you know if it's worth eating. They also talk about Mr Blurryface and he cares what you think. Sponsored by: DoorDash (download DoorDash app + FACEJAM2021), Honey (http://joinhoney.com/facejam), and HBOmax (http://hbom.ax/facejam) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This is a Rooster Teeth production.

0:04.0

Welcome to Face Jam, the show where we try every new fast food creation to let you know

0:17.2

if you need it.

0:18.2

I feel like the song just hit better this episode, you know what I mean?

0:21.6

Like, I'd end with that.

0:23.6

Shut up, you're witch-ill-wipers.

0:26.6

You probably do.

0:27.9

I paused before I said you probably do, so by the time that it came back, it doesn't make

0:32.1

any sense.

0:33.1

Thanks to DoorDash, Honey and HBO Max for making this show possible.

0:37.4

I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-host Jordan Swear's, Jordan, how are you?

0:45.3

Great, thanks.

0:46.3

You didn't know where it was going to go.

0:48.1

No, I didn't.

0:50.1

You know, I always feel like these questions are just set up for me to like react to whatever

0:55.5

bit you just did, and it's not a genuine question of how I'm doing.

0:59.1

Well, the thing is, it's not a genuine question because I'm not asking it.

1:02.5

He's telling me to ask it.

1:03.8

So I try to add a little, you know, realism to it, and I know it in the past.

1:08.6

It's like going, how are you?

1:10.2

Well, well, in the past, I've said, how are you?

1:13.6

And you're like, that didn't seem...

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