Folding Pocket

It's time now for the chipping forecast, issued by Folding Pocket on behalf of Andrew Cotter, Eddie Pepperall and special guest Ian Carter.

Hello there, welcome to the chipping forecast.

Welcome to the chipping forecast after day three of the Open Championship.

Well, it's getting quite noisy in the back row of the radio booths here, Ian.

We're back in the media centre.

That's how we operate when we're stuck in the media centre.

There'll be people doing broadcasts all the time.

So you'll have to put up with some noise in the background, Andrew.

And that's why I always enjoy being out on the golf course and doing the commentary out there on the golf course.

I have to say I have never been colder, wetter on a golf course

than I have today.

This took the biscuit from Hoy Lake.

Absolutely.

I mean, honestly, look.

You're sitting in a very damp seat. I'll look at your strokes over. You said, which seat shall I go? And I said, I'll take that one because my wet waterproofs are already on there. I'm already wet. I've literally just come off the golf course. I mean, look at my hands. They look like. Oh, they look marble. They're marble white. that's slightly they're they're they've actually got that slightly sort of um when you've been in the bath too long they're wrinkled they're marble white and wrinkled they look like i don't know what you look like i haven't got the powers of description to do it justice but you don't look well no you look well from the shoulders up you look fine i had a double-decker on the back nine. It was a lifesaver. Did you? What, the confectionery treat rather than an actual mode of transport? I could have done on a double-decker, actually. Well, I was sitting in the TV commentary cabin just having tea and chocolate brought to me, so that was it looked good for you good for you do you

what i'd rather be out there keeping it real i'd see even today i'd still right and i you know

witness some some really dramatic golf there's there's no doubt about it and up ahead we

we could um billy horshull and justin rose were we were kind of holding up the last pair.

Dan Brown plays the quickest golf.

I mean, he's...

How many cigarettes did he get through today?

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