Right, so hello and welcome back to the Batchin Arthur Podcasts, everybody.

Today we've got another special guest.

It's our one and only Chippo Crime.

I don't like to be referred to as a guest what

you mean because i feel like i'm just part of you guys fine the owner of this podcast

oh fine yeah you didn't have to say it like that did you proprietary and he's double parked

he's got good day he's got coca cola in the wine glass. A Coca-Cola in a wine glass.

What's in that?

Vanilla latte.

Which you've been sipping on for like two hours, by the way. Yeah, we ordered this two hours ago. I had to microwave it. Oh, did you microwave it? Is that good? Yeah, that's fine. Do you like microplastics? That's fine. Oh, did you microwave it in that?

No, I took that off.

Yeah, and then you're fine.

Would that be bad?

Well, microwave it in that? No, I took that off.

Yeah, and then you're fine.

Would that be bad?

Well, microwaves are non-ionizing radiation. I remember I am... Everyone thinks, oh, you know, microavers are going to give you cancer. Wrong type of radiation, so you're all good. I'll give you three years. Thank you. You know what? I actually think if you gave me three years, I'd probably end up living a better life than I will across the next 40.

Because I'll be like, fuck it, let's go. And maybe then I'd actually do all the crazy things like jumping out planes and stuff. That's true. You would pack stuff in. Right now would be out there. Yeah, to leave a little note behind and be like, guys, if you send you know, send a good message out there and be like, look, you could die tomorrow. I do live a little bit like that at the moment. Would you derail? Derail? Yeah. Like, as in would you go off the rails, like, online? I think. You should do it. I don't know. Nah, I think I'd just sack off anything online. But not this pod.

Well, should I tell you what you'd be in store for? Go on. To help you decide. So, obviously we're going to start off, well, we should address the elephant in the room. Hello, Mr. Elephant. He's not even that big anymore. Oh, he's actually looking one these days. Look at this. I apologize to the weight jump.

Yeah, you know what?

He took it.

He had his top up yesterday and I was staring at him for an extended period. And he's wham now. Yeah, he was just hella wham. I was ironing. He was actually such a pervert. He was just sat in the corner. He was ironing on his own abs. Is it? He didn't even need to The t-shirt was pristine And he was out

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