Let's get our listeners chipping the ball closer to the hole.

That would be a goal, wouldn't it? Wouldn't that be a good goal, guys? Let's get them chipping it closer. Absolutely. Yeah. They chip it too far away. Stop chipping it so far away. Just chip it closer. What's wrong with people? Yeah. First, I would start with let's hit more greens. Like, we want to hit more greens. but if we're going to miss greens, then we want to get that chipping better.

You can't chip closer if you do that though, can you?

Yeah. First I would start with let's hit more greens. Like we want to hit more greens, but if we're going to miss greens, then we want to get that

chipping closer if you do that, though, can you? Yeah, yeah. So that times I go out and I intentionally miss greens. Yeah, that's not what you do. Just so I can chip it close. I intentionally hit that ball over that fence, guys. Don't worry about it. Have you guys ever played the game where you try to have as few

putts as possible? Every week. Which means you but which means like it's a contest to have as few

the winner of this contest is a person with the fewest butts and so you have to miss greens.

So you go out there and you

intentionally are missing greens and then you're trying to you know get it up and down and

you're trying to miss greens in the spot where it's going to be the easiest up and down and

get it as close as possible it's actually a pretty fun game yeah see I didn't like that game

because people just take forever there's like you know because they people are stupid They like get it there 15 yards off the green. So they like put it or like knobble it closer to the green to then chip on. It's like I can't just come on. Chip the ball. Come on now. Silliness. Yeah. I don't like that silliness should be banned along with socks that aren't the right length. I hate that. I want them a certain length, you know? I'm not here to look at your knees. I want them covered up. It makes sense. That's how golf is meant to be played. I've got some great photos of me when I was a kid when you had to wear the long socks. It's just not a good look. In Australia.

Yeah, white socks up to your knees pretty much with the black shoes. It was just gold. With the big flaps on the front of the shoes. It's a beautiful look. Oh, yeah. The floppy shoes. Oh, wow. Wait, that was mandatory? Yeah. Oh, yeah. You can't put it. Dude, it's only been in recent times that Australia has embraced the idea of like shorter socks.

It's like moving so slowly, so slowly.

What's the reason behind the long socks?

Like, I don't understand that.

Why would, why would somebody want you to wear a long sock? You had to dress like you're a high school teacher from 1950.

I don't know.

It's just weird.

Yeah.

Anyway, people are going to start chipping better.

Lou's got some, where did you get this information from Lou?

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