Chinese Gorillas with Rifles & The Best Cartoon Animals

Spitballers Comedy Podcast

Kids & Family, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 7.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

What’s got Jason splitting his khakis? Find out on today’s show! We also delve into a hostile ant takeover, picking our favorite family members, and the appropriateness of winking. We wrap up the show with a draft of our favorite cartoon animals. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast! Connect with the show: Become an Official Spitwad! Visit us on the Web Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Instagram Subscribe on YouTube Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/spitballers/posts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	I need you to stop what you're doing right now and listen to me. I have a very important message.
0:04.8	Frank, I'm talking to you, Bob. Oh, Frank. Listen up. Tilly. Tilly. Do people, are people named Tilly anymore?
0:11.8	No, that was from the 90s. Sharon? Three people. All you's out there. Number one, thank you for checking out the podcast. Number two, if you want to help support this show, keep the show running.
0:22.9	We're just independent over here.
0:24.3	We're just three dudes and an owl and a judge.
0:27.1	We're trying to make you laugh on Monday mornings.
0:30.7	Head over spitballerspod.com.
0:32.7	Learn how you can support this show and get a bunch of cool perks, like access to the spit
0:37.1	tank where we prioritize questions for this show, get a bunch of cool perks like access to the spit tank where we
0:37.7	prioritize questions for this show, get access to the show early.
0:42.1	So head over to spitballerspod.com.
0:48.0	What happens when three buffoons give life advice, explore on realistic situations, and give random topics more thought than they probably deserve?
1:00.4	It's the spitballers podcast with Andy, Mike, and Jason.
1:06.3	I want, bab, blue, bab, blah, blah, boom.
1:11.6	Yeah, I don't, I don't mind that.
1:13.2	No, that got me hyped.
1:14.5	I'm up.
1:14.9	I'm up for this show now, Mike.
1:16.1	Good volume, sustained volume, sustained hype.
1:20.6	That's episode 99 material, Mike.
1:22.6	Nice job.
1:23.4	We did it.
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