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Welcome to another episode of Bro History.

It's Henry Zamoda and we have Danny Abdeljibar.

It kind of looks like from here you have been maintaining your

beard a little bit more than usual have you? Oh yeah. Am I just making that up?

Yeah I know I've been straightening it know, it's just something that I like to do when I'm bored. Just straighten it.

Straighten it. Yeah, I've got a comb and everything. Do you use special beard shampoo?

No, but I have special beard wax and oils.

Oh. Seems like too much maintenance.

See, where I'm at right now, I haven't shaved in about five to six days,

and I'm at to the point where my face, I start scratching like I'm Tyrone Biggens so I need I need to shave probably tonight before I go to bed like this is how this is only I can grow the beard I just can't handle the inconvenience and how you can't handle the

beard you can't handle it you make you you make it's one thing to grow beard but you

got to handle that motherfucker right I can't I can't do it my face is too sensitive but it's

looking good next episode you should come out with like full a full flung johnny

diney jonny dep, Pirates of the Caribbean type of like braids in your beard.

I can do it and I also have...

Why not?

I've been... I've been Captain Jack Sparrow for Halloween once so if you remember actually you probably

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