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Hello, now I don't need to tell you again how much a fan I am of Jurassic Park, but I'm

also a big fan of massive movie flops, like Heaven's Gate and Ishtar, which I've never

seen, but there's a new one to add to the list, Batgirl.

Today Warner Bros announced that they've completed the film about Batman's sidekick, but it's

not going to be released anywhere ever, prompting lots of speculation that it must just be

really, really bad.

Let's try and get to the bottom of what's going on, because this does not happen in

a movie business very often, with Alison Wilmore, Film Criticate Vulture and New York

magazine.

Hi Alison.

Hi Adam, how are you?

Good, thanks how are you?

I'm good.

They've just started doing road work, of course, right out in front of my apartment building,

so I'm hoping that it doesn't get picked up on the mic.

I hear in just your voice, so all sounds fine so far.

Also I mean, it would give it like a cool urban sort of Gotham vibe, isn't it?

Exactly, pretty New York City.

Exactly, exactly.

If you could just play some sign effects to that extent, that would be great.

You know, I'll get some sirens going on.

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