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hit skip, which you really shouldn't do.

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at the beginning of the show.

And I remember saying to advertisers who would request that, people would just hit skip.

That's what I do.

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Do you ever hear that legend of that spooky dude?

In cities across America, they whisper his name.

His name's something like a candy.

Rumor has it.

If you say his name in a mirror, five times, he appears.

Yeah, you say his name five times in a minute.

It comes out killed you.

One, two, three, four, four.

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