Chimp Butts, Baseball Advice, and the NBA's Greatest Conspiracy Theories

Casuals with Katie Nolan

SiriusXM

Society & Culture, Women's Sports, Comedy, Pop Culture, Katie Nolan, Sports

4.8 • 877 Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Hello! It's the podcast that respected Mary Ann and Ginger but knew The Professor was the real prize. Today, Katie and the Casualties embark on the first ever Segmentpalooza, clearing out the backlog of show ideas and getting into Cam Skattebo's taco strategy, wedding planning advice from the Casuals fans, what Chris has missed lately by swearing off social media, hoof cleaning, baseball children and the ethics of "dibs", the duality of TikTok emoji lingo, the human response to chimpanzee butts, Hall of Fame sportswriter Bob Ryan and the nature of Twitter comments, Blake Snell and the whitest rapper from your high school, the newest PWHL expansion franchises, the greatest conspiracy theories in NBA history from Nico Harrison as a sleeper agent to David Stern freezing envelopes, and Wilt Chamberlain's 100-point game never happening, Krispy Kreme lady, romantic texting with the assistance of ChatGPT, baseball tips for those dating an absolute diehard fan, Cardi B and Stefon Diggs' latest news, and a wrap with Isabella's unstoppable fantasy football squad.

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0:00.0	Hey, Isabella, did you see Cam Scadaboo, the running back from the Giants streaming?
0:04.6	Ask a very important question about tacos.
0:06.9	Did you see this?
0:07.6	No.
0:08.3	He said, when you're eating a taco, do you turn your head to take a bite of the taco?
0:14.7	Or do you turn the taco to take a, to take a bite?
0:18.7	Are you, is the taco dominant or do you dominate?
0:21.7	Oh, no, I dominate the taco. I turn my head for sure. No, that's being dominated. That's you catering to the taco's needs. Shit. Yeah, but I do think it's the right call. I do think it's the right call. The taco deserves to be eaten with my head turned. Yeah, I'm willing to, it's like a kiss, you know?
0:38.6	Oh, God, I remember that being the number one thing I was most worried about before my first kiss. I vividly remember going like, do you turn to the right or do you turn to the left without realizing that like, you really don't have to be trying to. Do I kiss the top lip or the bottom lip? Yes, I remember being so afraid of like, ew, I'm going to turn the wrong way and he's going to know I've never done it.
0:59.6	He's going to know you never done this. You're in seventh grade.
1:02.1	So practice on a taco.
1:03.7	And I did. And boy did I.
1:06.1	And boy did I.
1:19.4	Hello.
1:21.8	Oh, welcome to casuals.
1:22.8	Exciting one today.
1:27.5	It's the sports podcast that usually aims to get you caught up on everything happening in sports,
1:30.2	and we don't want to leave anything behind, but we also want to keep you entertained.
1:31.5	That's usually what we do.
1:33.0	Today's a little bit of a weird one.
1:36.7	Katie Nolan here, I'm your host, joined by my casualties, even though it's a Thursday.
1:38.6	We have Isabella, our sports newbie.
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