Chill Out, World

The Ross Bolen Podcast

Comedy Interviews, Variety, Comedy, Humor, News, Mentalhealth

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2021

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

On Episode 423, Ross and co-host Jared Borislow politely ask the world to take a chill pill, discuss the lessons we can all learn from the elderly (call your grandparents!), introduce a new segment called "Riddle Me This, Batman," fill you in on the details of the longstanding ping pong rivalry between them, talk about the concept of U.S. states going to war with each other, & more.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Let's see what we can do.
0:03.2	Welcome back to RBP, I am Ross Bolin, and the next voice you will hear
0:08.4	will be that of Jared Boroslow, your co-host and my co-pilot on today's flight to Carcosa,
0:13.7	J-Bone! The Bone Man, Jared!
0:16.2	Say something controversial into the camera.
0:18.7	The best flavor of Doritos is spicy sweet chili, purple bag for life.
0:23.2	What?
0:25.5	Mm-hmm. Spicy sweet chili, okay.
0:28.6	I think the debate is normally between nacho cheese and cool ranch, but yeah,
0:32.8	if you're looking for it.
0:33.8	But sure, throw spicy cheese chili into the loop.
0:37.9	Spicy sweet chili, it's like an Asian-inspired, very MSGE flavor.
0:43.8	Delicious.
0:44.8	Good, Lord.
0:45.8	I'd like to start today's show with an appeal on behalf of our entire listenership to God.
0:54.2	The universe, President Biden, all world leaders, known pornographers, etc.
1:02.0	Chill out for a while, eh?
1:05.0	We're in here trying to make a comedy show.
1:07.8	Good, sir, or ma'am.
1:10.2	Worldwide headlines have been a total downer for 2,000 straight years.
1:14.8	How about a break?
1:16.3	We're on the verge of boburnums.
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