Childish Parents

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2018

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Jason's joined by Jo Caulfield this week. We've chopped all the songs and adverts out of the show and turned in to pure, undistilled Manford. Here's the menu; 1 - Surprised by seasons 2 - Seeing The Rolling Stones live 3 - Gondolia / Gondola 4 - Manford Family Funday disaster 5 - Childish Parents 6 - Eddie's Party Trick 7 - When Seagulls Attack! 8 - Banned chickens

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0:00.0	Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her.
0:05.6	Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock.
0:09.2	In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here.
0:14.0	Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse.
0:18.0	To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed.
0:24.4	Bud's ice steam fresh, frozen meals steamed in minutes.
0:28.2	Goodness that's steamy. This is... This is...
0:34.0	Jason Manford.
0:36.0	This is Absolute Radio.
0:40.0	Where real music matters.
0:41.0	Good morning, it's Jason Manford on absolute radio. I hope you very well this morning.
0:46.3	Joe Corfeels my guest. I am, I'm here, yeah. I've had three cups of tea, I'm brilliant.
0:51.8	You are, you're wired, you were here for me that's always shows a lack of
0:56.8	professionalism on my part where I am sometimes I do I think people think I get here at half six and I don't, I get here about 5 to 8.
1:06.0	He wasn't even 5 to 8.
1:08.0	All right, it was about 8 o'clock.
1:10.0	It was, as the news, the news was playing in my car.
1:13.0	Yeah.
1:14.0	And then I come in.
1:16.0	But so do all the prep the few days before guys.
1:20.0	I'm not, you know, I don't just,
1:21.0	I don't just blag this, honestly, I promise you.
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