Child Brides Are Back On The Menu!

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:01 Introduction 01:54:17 Special Airplane Accomodations For Claustrophobia 09:46:17 I Am Not A Hateful Asshole. I’m A Lovable Asshole. 16:34:07 Transperson Doesn’t Want Us Asking About Pronouns Now? 20:52:02 Animal Rights Protest In The Grocery Aisle 23:59:13 A Bounty Hunter Shows Up At A City Council Meeting 29:30:22 Support Distorted View Daily! […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Wednesday, January 29th, 2025.
0:04.3	Coming up on the program today, it's the easiest thousand dollars you'll ever make.
0:08.3	Pick out a person with darker skin than you and send that motherfucker down to Mexico.
0:12.5	Plus, let's harvest some human baby organs and accidentally falling asleep on your infant.
0:17.9	All this was your voicemails, Teddy!
0:22.1	Distorted View Daily, proudly presents
0:25.8	televangelist Kearney Thomas, praying the AIDS away.
0:31.5	Yes, I'm a lot of prayer because I'm 17 years old, and I've been living in HIV positive ever since I was born.
0:40.7	My God. Father Light, in the name of Jesus, I crushed the sickness in her body.
0:47.7	He cared a little bit of a kosher. And I command crystal to be made whole.
0:55.0	Now!
0:56.0	Get a little more cold.
0:58.0	Cleanse the blood.
1:00.0	And God, you get Crystal brand new blood.
1:04.0	Do it right now.
1:06.0	In Jesus' name I pray.
1:08.0	Amen and amen.
1:10.0	Crystal? Yes. I just believe God just touched and healed your body and just
1:15.5	worked a miracle for you I want you to plan to live and not die you hear what I'm saying
1:22.8	I want to I pray for others that have been tested to be HIV positive and got healed.
1:27.9	I've even prayed and is documented.
1:30.8	I pray for people that have had full bloom AIDS and God has healed them and God has worked a miracle for them.
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