Chief of War

Boars, Gore, and Swords

Red Scott

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4.6 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

The Chief of War. Finally a tv show that combines History, Hawaii, butts, and violence. Red & Ivan arm themselves with spears, nut rattlers, and teeth bats and head out to talk Apple TV’s Chief of War.

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0:00.0	I'm always praying to the gods to make women's boyfriends unsafe in battle.
0:08.1	Map, moving buildings, flying, new things, the river crossing.
0:16.6	Oh no!
0:18.0	Over the sea!
0:21.6	Horses over the sea! Horses!
0:22.6	Over the sea!
0:23.6	Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones game of Thrones game.
0:26.6	Sean Bean dies.
0:27.6	I'm Red Scott.
0:28.6	And I'm Ivan Hernandez.
0:29.6	And this is Boers Gawin' Swords.
0:31.6	The third best depiction of a minority fighting off an attempt by colonialist.
0:36.6	Red?
0:37.9	I'm going to have to kill you and take over the podcast.
0:40.7	This is the Apple TV show, Chief of War, where everybody's TV becomes a big ass TV.
0:46.8	People always complain that we don't get enough male nudity on television these days.
0:51.6	Well, I hope you like big brown asses.
0:54.1	Because they are prominence.
0:56.3	They're doing God's work.
0:59.2	Yeah.
0:59.6	So we are watching Chief of War the latest ethnic historical biopic, which I feel like every ethnicity should get.
1:08.9	In the case of Cubans, it would be like a century of
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