Hello and I'm Alyssa Mastor Monaco.

Erin.

Hello and welcome to Hysteria.

I'm Erin Ryan.

And I'm Alyssa Mastromonico.

Erin? What? I have news.

Ooh! Chunky the cat keeps trying to commit suicide or something.

What? Why? How? I need more information.

My chunky is the most dramatic boy you have ever. What? Why? How? I need more information.

My chunky is the most dramatic boy you have ever met.

And he had to get some dental work done

because he's an FIB positive cat and sometimes they have bad teeth.

So he was such a good boy for his dental but then I had to give him antibiotics and

Aaron it went downhill fast like I had to call the house call vet and be like I don't

think he's doing well. Oh my God what was his problem? He he out in his defense and he's sitting right here with me.

In his defense he actually had an allergic reaction

to the antibiotics.

But the thing is, Aaron, but all of my cats get sick on Thanksgiving.

Like going back to the beginning of time with first cat strum, so I was like chunky,

you're being awfully dramatic and you know I get very sensitive when cats get sick of

Thanksgiving.

So please pull it together.

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