Good morning, my fellow Patriots and Gearheads.

And go to hell all Seahawks and other seafaring fowl.

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On today's show, Whitney Cummings tries a new path, manufactured empathy.

Burt Kreischer lies.

Bill Burr keeps burring himself, and Jeff Dye and Ben Avery beef over who cloud chases more.

All that and more.

And now your host, a man with the highest viewed new show in the Dabbleverse in the last five years.

Blind, Mike Geary.

The highest viewed show?

The highest viewed new Dabbleverse show?

I think that's true.

Who's keeping stats on that?

The dabbled verse.

Sounds completely made up to me, but hey, congrats to us, I guess. Whatever, regardless, it's nice propaganda. We're not live by it. I don't really piss people off. We start now lying and say, well, we're the best. I'm going to say, and I usually don't start this way,

but I gotta say I was proud of my friend Craig,

because very often when political stuff comes up on this show,

he's completely one-sided, he lets, you know,

and we're talking before the show,

and he goes, you know,

tightness is not meant to be graded.

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