CHICKENS
No Fun with Jen Kirkman
Misfit Toys
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 30 March 2023
⏱️ 22 minutes
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Summary
This week: Jen talks about her four hour morning self-care ritual, fear of scary movies even in the morning, a dream about Kurt Cobain coming back to life, the horror when you accidentally send an email ABOUT someone TO that someone instead of your friend, it’s scientifically proven that power can cause brain damage and there is some chicken and rooster draaaama on the Next Door app this week.
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| 0:00.0 | Miss Fit toys |
| 0:30.0 | No fun, no fun, good, you're pretty much like us, come to bed. |
| 0:35.0 | No fun, the Jen Kirkman podcast season 11, episode 12. Hi everybody. |
| 0:42.0 | What am I going to talk about this week? I don't know, I just got to turn on the |
| 0:47.0 | microphone like a complete freak. Just, uh, I don't even know what kind of |
| 0:53.3 | spontaneous galomy if I were in a movie, I'd be wearing Kate Hudson would play me in a |
| 0:59.5 | movie and she'd be wearing some see through linen thing and she'd just be spinning and |
| 1:05.3 | dancing in wet grass with bare feet. That's just how I am approaching this podcast right |
| 1:11.5 | now. I'm just, woo, let's just turn on the mic and see what happens. And honestly, I don't |
| 1:23.0 | even know what I'm going to say. What I will tell you that I love cancel culture and I don't |
| 1:28.1 | mean the cancel culture where everybody gangs up on someone and they're out of a job |
| 1:34.1 | because they're a bad person. I mean, you'll love to see it when a bad person has to face |
| 1:38.4 | consequences. But that's not what I'm talking about. The cancel culture I love is canceling |
| 1:43.4 | everything. I am recording this on a Saturday. I canceled everything today. I was so stressed |
| 1:51.9 | out at the thought of having three things to do on a Saturday. I felt like a freak singing |
| 1:57.6 | it alone. I had to have a brunch. I had to record a podcast. I had a chiropractic appointment. |
| 2:04.3 | I had a Pilates session. I had something to read for work. And then I had a haircut and |
| 2:10.6 | a dinner plan. That's too much. What am I? 18? I don't even know what that means. It's not |
| 2:16.4 | even that I'm older and don't have the energy. I have tons of energy. I just, I need some |
| 2:24.1 | downtime. And whenever I end up with a day that's that packed, I was saying, oh, yeah, yeah, |
| 2:31.1 | but it's fine. I can have a day like that once in a while. Apparently I can't because I woke up |
| 2:35.6 | this morning feeling like an elephant was sitting on my chest and I just went down the list of things |
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