well, well, well, if it isn't the voicemail dumbtruck, pulling into your old schools, patting its

new old schools, rocking the crowd with the new old school, walking the cry with the new old school.

Well, well, well, if it isn't the voicemail dumb truck pulling into your neck of the woods, patting its chest, rubbing its belly, and saying hi to only the dogs in the neighborhood.

How's it going?

My name's Jeff Bacalar.

It is Thursday, April 17th, 2025.

Bring all the pups.

You got pups.

Bring them to the show. That's right. It's bring your dog to work day on the voicemail dump truck. Nikki's got a little scrappy, scrappy little guy there. Who's that, Nicky? This is Barley. She gets scruffier every day. Barley has, I'm sorry. I know Barley very well, but that doesn't look like bars.

That's, I mean, listen.

She looks like. Barley, Barley has, I'm sorry. I know Barley very well, but that doesn't look like bars.

That's,

I mean, listen.

Listen,

what she looks like.

I've got you pretty small in my window. We'll just calculate it. We'll just chalk it up to me, uh, losing my vision. Um, Dan Reichard, how are you? I have never been better Jeff Backelar I know you very personally

and there's no way that's true

Jan O'Chryl better in the last I've never been better, Jeff Backelar. I know you very personally, and there's no way that's true. Jen Ochoa. How's it going, buddy? I ran out of the menthols. I bought in New York, so I'm a little cranky. Wait a second. You're telling me, you're telling me, you're telling're telling me why they don't sell menthols in California

anymore. You got to smuggle them back. No, for real? Because of Gavin Newsom and his podcast.

Oh, that greasy, slimy bozo. Yes. It's, it's one of those weird things where it's racist and

good for people. Yeah.

I mean, yeah, you're not wrong.

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