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He's a true icon in every sense of the word.

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Tony!

All right, welcome in to another episode of Stupotity, the biggest podcast in the world.

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You have made us bigger than Oprah.

I mean, how about that?

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We pulled off three episodes.

Listen, we promised three.

It's the rare promise that Suponity has delivered on. We promised three. We gave the audience three last week. Mike, how about that? I mean, I'm still floored. And then I thought we were going to double it up this week and go back and get three in a second week in a row. And that's not going to happen. Do you want me to make the guarantee right now? I can get three in before the end of the week.

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