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Hey everybody, this is Chad Daniels and you have landed in the middle of somewhere hello. Thank you for coming back. How are you? Did it snow where you live? Because it did where I live. It doesn't matter.

I'm going to cross for me as always is Cyrus Amincent. Good afternoon, Mr. Daniels. It starts so early. The snow is falling and the war on Christmas has begun and I gotta tell your brother, I'm a soldier that is ready to fight. Let's go. Come on now brother. Come on.

What is a war on Christmas exactly? What is that in there? They're coming for Santa Claus. They're coming for Mrs. Claus. They're coming for the cookies, the milk, Jesus, the manger, all of it. All of it Chad.

Who is coming for them and why? Because I don't know any of this. I live in a place that's close enough to the North Pole. People don't fuck with Santa Claus. Because Santa Claus legit could walk to their house and beat the shit out of them with like an army of elves.

I don't know where all this hatred is coming from. I know that they're talking about happy holidays. They say happy holidays. The war on Christmas Chad. They're trying to steal. Did I ever tell you that I did? Have you ever performed in Alaska? Yes.

Weird place. Great. It's great but it's a different country essentially even though it's not. Where they had this place called Santa's, I think it's North Pole Alaska. I'm going to butcher this.

I know what you're talking about though. It's exactly like the North. Everything's dressed up like you would think the North Pole looks like. And then you can sound call that.

I think so. And then you send a lot of people send their Christmas letters and cards from there. I think there's someone that makes money up there where I'm living in Minnesota. So I would send my box of Christmas cards to them in a box. And then they open them and send them individually from the North Pole to get that North Pole stamp on it.

That's a good. That's a good. So I think and then you have to pay them like whatever it would be, you know, $30 to do that or something. But I think that's just a way this. This person makes a little extra scratch during holidays.

That is an awesome idea. And I like that sounds like you old Steve Daniels maneuver. Yeah. And that sounds like something he would do. And what a place for a criminal to hide. And I'm not saying he's a criminal, but you've proven he's a criminal.

Yeah, that's a great play Alaska is I've I've here's what I've always said Alaska is Florida North in Florida is Alaska South. Yeah, it's just the truth. There's people hiding from the federal government. And that's great. I'm not mocking either place. I have fun in both of them.

I went to a place called Santa's workshop or something Santa something my brother Jess and I when we were up there after we made the mistake of getting in somebody's float plane to go. I'm sure I told this right.

I have no idea. I don't listen. I just at this point. How how are we still doing a show? How are the two of us looking at each other every week and somehow not telling the same five stories over and over and over.

Anyway, yeah, we got in a float plane into the Alaskan wilderness and then came back and they're like, yeah, he's flipped a bunch of planes. You're like, oh, great. That was before information is when I would have like. Yes. Oh my God. But would you have gone if you'd have known? No.

But he's alive. Sure, but old fucking foot. Yeah, he's alive. They didn't say anything about the comedians who wanted to go fishing in the Alaskan wilderness. There's just a water graveyard up by an isolated island in the wilderness up there. It's called Chukka Island. He's actually he hasn't flipped any planes. He's just murdered. I know I've told this, but we had a dog name Amanda growing up when my dad was training dogs.

And she would she knew how to open kennels. And then she would open the kennel of one dog and they'd run away together. And then only Amanda would come back. She was a serial killing airdale, I believe.

But it's that's a lot like what that guy does is I, yeah, with the comedians, they come on. Stop up here. Let's go fishing. Come on. Don't worry. You'll make it to your show. And I there's not.

I mean, road comedians, if you want to get like everybody, you know how serial killers kill prostitutes a lot because nobody misses them. Get rid of a like a two decade in road comedian.

Yeah, what was that mean? That means we're going to you're going to get away with it. Like in today's day and age with 23 and me and all the cameras and stuff, you if you want to be a serial killer, you really have to pick the right victims. And if I'm power ranking those like the people that don't get missed, I'm going to say prostitutes.

Okay, road comedians, white moms who drive SUVs. That last one isn't one. I've just you know how I feel about those people. They need to top all my shitty people lists.

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