My alarm, if you can read that, it says Super Bowl.

That's, I just, you know, out of like pure joy from when we went to the Super Bowl that week.

Yeah, that was my alarm to wake up for the flight.

That was my alarm to wake up every single morning.

And I just kept it there for

nostalgia. And then that fucking game last night, I might just throw my phone out. Like, that was

fucking, like, I couldn't even, my girl, like, my girl and my dog just went right to the bedroom.

Like, they couldn't, they didn't come back out. I think they pissed in jars.

They didn't see them go to the bathroom. They both were equally scared to get anywhere with an eye shot of me. And it's like I'd never hit either of them. But, you know, after that fucking game, I had the attitude and the eyeballs. Dude. You know, the fucking, my fists were clenched. I don't want to start at this office

No I know I was going to say

I was going to say the Eagles make it

Didn't even want to start at this office.

No, I know.

I was going to say. I was going to say the Eagles make it. And I actually didn't even want to bring that up. The Eagles make it hard not to talk sports right off the jump. They're making it so hard. Oh, my God. That was the worst quarterback. I've been sticking up for this hot fucking Jalen Hertz my whole life. and then he makes some incredible throws.

But the decisions yesterday, nobody can defend him.

The whole country is against him now. hot fucking Jalen Hertz my whole life. And then he makes some incredible throws. But the decisions yesterday, nobody can defend them.

The whole country's against him now.

The city, the worst, the worst city you can imagine being against you.

I can't watch Sports Center.

I can't flip through reels.

My algorithm on Twitter can't open it because it's all sports and the headings. And if I watch sports, I'll fucking try and cut my own head off. And I can't, I can't, I just can't grapple with what transpired and how bad executed that game was. Did you see the stat? I'm sorry, I'll,'ll, this is the last one. Instead of going, let it fly.

I'm not going to go line by line.

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