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That's What She Said with Sarah Spain

Chicago Party Aunt: Chris Witaske

That's What She Said with Sarah Spain

ESPN Radio

Sports

3.93.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2022

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Sarah talks to actor/comedian Chris Witaske about how he turned a Twitter account into a TV show, what it was like working on Curb Your Enthusiasm and Arrested Development, an epic Ditka strip club story, his early roots in comedy, performing magic at birthday parties as a teenager, and his awkward interaction with the comedian he named his dog after. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Like for us high school did you drive a range Rover to school?

0:03.4

Hell no. No, I did not have a I didn't have a Hummer either, which meant that I was deeply poor.

0:09.7

I drove my mom's old Chevy Blazer that was like five years old.

0:14.2

So I was really slummin' it. Those were cool back then Chevy.

0:17.2

If you had a Chevy Blazer. Very cool. Yeah.

0:19.2

Four. Yeah, it was one of those ones that was like, um,

0:21.3

Bray, remember? Oh, yeah.

0:23.4

The mind is like beige and then the rest was green.

0:27.2

Yeah.

0:27.7

I had a Dave Matthew sticker on it.

0:29.7

Hell yeah. You did dance dancing. Fire dancer.

0:32.7

Yeah. Fire dancer.

0:33.7

And if the interior probably spawned like McDonald's front fries like every other kids car.

0:38.5

Oh, no. Sorry. Sorry.

0:41.1

I was an athlete. I didn't eat that shit.

0:43.0

Oh, wow. Sarah. Yeah.

0:45.6

Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Too good for your McDonald's.

0:49.1

Also, you know, in Lake Forest, we weren't allowed to have McDonald's with arches because

0:53.3

the one McDonald's we had after I moved out had an omelet station. Yes.

0:58.1

I remember I've been to that talking McDonald's.

1:00.0

It's like wood wood. Yeah. I feel like Buzz Aldrin like owned it or like went there for

1:05.1

something. I can't even remember.

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