CHEX MIX
No Fun with Jen Kirkman
Misfit Toys
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 15 September 2021
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
This week’s episode is a Chex Mix of sorts - with the show about to run shorter than normal but then Jen throws in a very special bonus that’s normally not for the free podcast. In this random episode Jen’s talking about how rude the 9/11 hijackers were in flight school, she forgives GWB for reading My Pet Goat on 9/11, giving up toxic….candles, and Joe Rogan had Covid and some horse dewormer.
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Get this week’s longer bonus episode about 9/11 here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/56015350
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Miss Fit toys |
| 0:30.0 | Hey everybody |
| 0:37.0 | I don't know what do you think we should talk about today what's on your mind |
| 0:47.0 | I don't ever win yellow once I can't hear you when you do that |
| 0:55.0 | All right, you know what this isn't working out. You're all yelling at once. Let me just go to my notes and see what I was going to talk about today |
| 1:06.0 | I hope everyone had a great 20th anniversary of 9-11 weekend |
| 1:12.0 | For my Patreon subscribers I did a 90 minute audio bonus episode about my 9-11 when I was in New York and I was struggling comedian |
| 1:23.0 | And it's about anxiety it's about being in love with someone else besides my boyfriend and the night before 9-11 going out on a drinking thing |
| 1:32.0 | And my 9-11 was taken up with a lot of drama about dating it was a very weird day for me and also horrific as I watched the towers fall |
| 1:43.0 | So if you want to hear my juicy gossip story that I actually could never say publicly you can join the behind the paywall episode of patreon.com |
| 1:55.0 | Slash Jen Kirkman and also last week's bonus episode was about the Nirvana baby and how he is suing the band saying his baby penis on the cover of the album was pornography and he would like some money |
| 2:10.0 | So again you can access last week's bonuses by clicking the show notes and again if you want the video version of this podcast I've already done 20 minutes straight to camera for the Patreon subscribers |
| 2:23.0 | Again just link in the show notes babies |
| 2:29.0 | Hey I'm Jen Kirkman and welcome to no fun episode 405 |
| 2:34.0 | I'm a comedian I've got comedy specials on Netflix I've got books but this podcast isn't comedy or perfected words gone over by an editor this is where I come to talk out loud it's unscripted |
| 2:50.0 | Sometimes funny sometimes serious but I was honest and real like talking to a friend where you don't have to say anything take me with you |
| 2:57.0 | while you're running errands walking the dog or as I always say driving over a scary bridge and need support |
| 3:05.0 | Hey by the way make a note of it the show is moving to Thursdays on September 30th the show will move to Thursdays that's because my new podcast anxiety bites it's an interview podcast right interview experts about anxiety we try to help everybody |
| 3:20.0 | We talk in an honest funny and a reverent way about anxiety and all of the offshoots of it so that will air on Wednesdays |
| 3:30.0 | and it's own feed is nothing to do with this podcast is the totally different company you will see more and more promotion about that in the coming weeks |
| 3:41.0 | So I had a pretty exciting thing happened in my apartment no it wasn't in orgy it's similar to an orgy not at all kidding but I did have three people cleaning my place at once like I'm some rich bitch in a castle |
| 4:01.0 | I found a new cleaning company I was using this one I didn't like it the two women that would come and clean it was they were going faster and faster every time until it took an hour and I was like it doesn't just take an hour to clean my place |
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