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The Smartest Man in the World

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The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 May 2019

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

In the latest missive from the Fortress of Proopitude, Greg and Jennifer banter on The Boys in the Band, Boyz n the Hood and Bobi Wine.

Transcript

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0:00.0

The exciting Rolling Stones from London, England, the Proofcast takes to the ether one more

0:17.1

time.

0:18.1

I am a Gregorio Asus Ordinese, this time broadcasting from Deep in the

0:24.1

Purpose of Frutitude.

0:30.1

It's nothing but throw cushions and fizzy wine.

0:33.4

It's nothing but lime flavored tortilla chips rolling down the hill.

0:38.9

White Jagger is over 70, had a heart operation.

0:46.5

They fixed his heart.

0:52.3

They were supposed to go on tour again, they had to cancel for a while.

0:55.7

Keith said he gave up drinking those pictures of him on a balcony drinking.

0:59.8

Not looking particularly healthy.

1:01.4

Hi Jennifer.

1:02.4

Hello.

1:03.4

It's Jennifer Everybody.

1:05.4

We're Big Stones fans here at the Purpose of Frutitude, Fortress of Puppetude.

1:10.3

We've seen the Stones many times.

1:11.6

Jennifer's seen them way more than I have, but you and I have seen them together a bunch

1:14.6

of times.

1:15.6

Yes, a sick amount I think.

1:19.1

I'm going to tell one of Jennifer's stories because that's how I work.

1:21.6

I steal material and I make it my own.

1:23.9

And that's how I've gotten right to the middle where I am.

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