Summary
When Kyra gets Beth an “enhanced emotional support” dog to help her get over her recent funk, the gift goes over a little too well.
Written by Timothy Michael Cooper
Performed by Tanyika Carey, Ellen Winter, and Fred Newman.
CONTENT WARNING: This episode includes strong language and adult situations.
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of the Truth contains strong language and adult situations. |
| 0:30.0 | Let's do it right here. Right back. |
| 0:39.0 | Oh my god, you would not pull the traffic today. Get ready for it. I have a surprise for you. |
| 0:46.0 | Oh, why? I know. You said I just wanted to get you something. |
| 0:51.0 | Oh, I got surprise, surprise. You know what? Actually I'm going to cover them so we can't cheat. |
| 0:59.0 | I hope this isn't something embarrassing. Just keep your eyes closed. |
| 1:06.0 | Wait. Okay. Open your eyes. |
| 1:14.0 | Oh my god. You like it? You're so cute. |
| 1:24.0 | Oh, you like it. I'm so happy. |
| 1:29.0 | It's adorable. He actually looks like a little guy. |
| 1:37.0 | Does he have a name? Like all the chest are at the showroom, but obviously we can't change it. |
| 1:44.0 | Wow. He already knows his name. Maybe this breed is pretty smart. We're very smart actually. |
| 1:52.0 | Wait a second. He's not the designer dogs. |
| 1:57.0 | Enhanced emotional support animals. No way. That must have cost you a portion. |
| 2:02.0 | I'm not about it. My bonus is sweet this year. Seriously, that wasn't the waiting list. Like two years. |
| 2:07.0 | You must have pulled some serious strings. Well, I'm willing to try anything to cheer you on. |
| 2:13.0 | I should get depressed more often. See what other big ticket gifts it'll score me. |
| 2:22.0 | I actually think he's laughing. See, he thinks I'm funny. |
| 2:39.0 | Dogs are our ideal companions for a reason. They've been brought over centuries to basically do what we want and take care of what we need. |
| 2:48.0 | And that can make them seem eerily human. But what if we could take that one step further? |
| 2:54.0 | I'm Jonathan Mitchell. This is the truth. On today's episode, a couple gets an enhanced emotional support dog. |
| 3:04.0 | Now back to Chester. |
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