This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along. Tuesday, the 5th of September. You couldn't have written it, could you?

You couldn't have written the fact that we're just getting over the celebrations of Diana's life, and along comes baby number three.

Like they planned it. So of course, loads of people have been tweeting

about what great news it is. Of course, it is great news. It is the couple who don't need to

worry about paying bills, buying clothes, they can have as many kids as they want. Unfortunately,

for you, it's not quite the same. But as they've announced the baby news, I think we should

be allowed to pick it. Perhaps we could have a premium rate phone line and you could sort of call up, you know, whatever we're

going to, whatever we're going to call this one. Because not everybody's in favour of it.

But there you go. That's their business, isn't it? Their baby. I love the day, I love the way

that Cheryl has led the celebrity congratulations. Oh, mind your own business, dear, for goodness say. It's got

nothing to do with you. So Cheryl tweets, or congratulations to Will and, oh, the accents moved a little

bit, to Will and Kate on their baby news. Third Royal Babby on way. And she does put Babber. Just put Babber.

Poor soul long, that's what they call it where she comes from. Also, have a break. Have a kid.

Which is quite a good line, actually. The world reacts to news of a third royal.

It's a baby. Hello? Get over yourself. It's a baby. Does it make any difference?

No. Are they blessed? She's obviously very fertile.

And because I was talking to somebody the other day actually.

I won't tell you who it is because she's going to be listening to this program this morning,

I know, and she said, I made my husband have sex every single day.

She said, I was determined to get pregnant again, come hell or high water.

I said, what, every day, she said, in the end, he'd look at me, as we climbed up there going,

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