My shop teacher like some kids probably need to be a fat shamed a little

fuck yeah they do come here a little pudgy fucker oh my god even your bones jiggle what the

fuck your ears have fat on them private what the fuck are they feeding you at home

Christ did you eat your family should call you private donner what the fuck

getting a little drill start flashback your teeth are jiggling you fat fuck

yeah we got the feeling you've said that to somebody.

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me. Now let's get into it. That's what your mom said. So, Oh, Good morning ladies and gentlemen welcome back to the All-American Savage show

podcast I am your host, John Burke,

with my beautiful heterosexual life partner,

Josh, the Jew behind the controls.

He's not even Jewish.

I don't know. At 1%? 1% Ashkenagi, my friend.

Ashkenagi, 1%. Oh my God. So I saw this article, Ron Desantis is calling veterans to hire on as teachers. I post about

this on Instagram not that long ago. I guess it's this new initiative they're

trying to do is to get veterans to become teachers in the school systems.

And I don't think people are understanding my joke.

I don't think that I'm like some kind of next level jokes or that his jokes require

certain level of depth to understand. I think my jokes are very

simplistic in nature. So I tweeted out it as like this is a bad idea because like

day one it's gonna be all right little shitheads listen up and get the

fucking dicks out of your ears. It's like parents would shoot themselves.

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